My dirty little secret: I only shower twice a week. (But I bet I smell as sweet as you!)

   

                                                 

This is incredible -----   Au natural: Clover Stroud sometimes showers as infrequently as twice a week

This, in my opinion, is a load of smelly hog-wash, because if you met me, you'd never guess I'm one of the great unwashed. I don't stink, people don't back away, handkerchief to nose when I walk in the room and neither do I look grubby

My hair always looks healthy and glossy and my skin crystal-clear, but a daily shower isn't something I slavishly factor into my morning ritual, even though I have many girlfriends who rise an hour before their family to scrub, blow-dry and chemically spritz themselves to a state of fragranced perfection.