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Wednesday 15 July 2015

Press Press Baby!!!



This piece is from a good relationship councellor... JEROME YAOVI ONIPEDE... I love eeet and just have to share... Enjoy!

Most of the time when you date your next door neighbour, it can be a case of Sharp Guy JAM Babe that comes EASY.

 He doesn't have to chase you, YOU ARE JUST THERE FOR CONVENIENT USE! He appears nice and cool, studies you, schemes, and throws some bait at you, and most times it works. From borrowing him frying pan to pots, you won't know how you end up cooking for him. Then spending the night in his apartment instead of yours warming his bed which other girls apart from you warm too. He knows you are TODAY'S GIRL, and one quality she has is "CHEAP", she is very cheap, and easy to have her open her legs for different sizes of Penises, diseases and Viruses to come into her. TODAY'S GIRL can be so cheap, that she reminds you of a Dog who first comes Charging at you like a Bull, but then, because the guy knows what he wants he cools down and the Dog becomes at ease in his presence while he strokes the head of the dog, until the Dog is given poison to eat, his master's house burgled, and with so much damage done. Continue reading....




When your neighbour is done TASTING and SUCKING what is left of you, one day you will just come home and find HIS WEDDING INVITATION by your door to your greatest shock. Oh so what were you thinking? That he will marry you? Did he have to drive so many Kilometres to pay you a Visit? Did he ever take you out on an expensive date? Did he ever get "IJEOMA OKEAGU" of WHITE RABBIT CONCEPTS to bring you a ROMANTIC GIFT? Don't you know he would rather marry the Babe that he is investing on? Don't you know that YOU ARE VERY CHEAP AND EASY TO GET?

When his Mother came to visit him, did he ever introduce you as someone to reckon with, or right in front of you he just told his Mother that your name is Loretta, and that whatever the Mother wants when he is not around, she can ask you to do it for her.

 Did you just say "that's true ooo! Of course it's true. Were you not doing the same thing with the guy who lived in the same apartment before this one moved in? So at what point will you accept that YOU ARE AN EASY GIRL, AND THAT IT DOESN'T COST MUCH FOR THE GUYS AROUND TO PLAY VIDEO GAME WITH YOUR BODY PRESSING IT ANYHOW.

 Who wants to Marry a "Press, Press baby", except a Pimp, and that's because he wants to use you for business! Foolish Girl. You no know say you better pass all this level wey you carry put yaself! Make you dey there until you woh woh finish! You no dey see how some girls breasts just fall, and no be say den born pickin, how dem body just sag and no be say den get high blood pressure, but na press dem take press dem body reach dat level, when dem press ya body finish, dem go throw wey you, as you don woh woh pass Souvenir sef.

 Press, press baby, CHANGE YOUR WAYS, because you don get am TWISTED, but Salvation dey 4U! #presspressbaby



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